Wankerman &
The Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers

Invite you to attend the:

 

Hashfest

1000th Hash Weekend
August 3-5, 2007

 

Back at the:
The Son SA Italy Campground
Lock Haven, PA

Below are the details and directions for the Nittany Valley 1000th Weekend Celebration. The Nittany Hash was allowed back to the Son SA Italy campground in Lock Haven (we have been kicked out of every place big enough for us in State College). This will be a dog free event. There will be plenty of Beer, Beer Pong, a river to swim in, Tour de Chug, Beer, Hot Breakfast Food (Sunday Nit-wit Valley Girl Undies breakfast), dinner on Friday and Saturday nights, Live Band, karaoke, topless DJ, Beer, Hot Tub, trails in Central PA forests, and all other sorts of debauchery typical of a Nittany Valley weekend.

For anyone arriving on Thursday or by plane, please let us know as soon as possible so we can make arrangements to have a place for you to crash and/or have you picked up (for those flying in, please email Wankerman: tyrant@nvhhh.org, make sure you include: day, time, flight #, etc.) The camp will be open and BEER should be on site by 2 PM on Friday (Don't get there early, because no one will be there). Registration will begin at 4 PM. If you need any more information, please call or email: John "Wankerman" Clay, (814) 880-6304, tyrant@nvhhh.org. ON-ON! and looking forward to seeing you!


IMPORTANT DETAILS

ACCOMMODATIONS: There is a camping event. There will be plenty of space available for car camping, tents or RV's. Note special parking for RV's and Big Rigs

A NOTE ABOUT DOGS: NO DOGS ALLOWED. This policy will be strictly enforced.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Pre-Lewd Events:
August 2
THURSDAY

7:30 PM

Nittany Valley Contra/Pre-Lewd Hash
We are aware of those kinds of Hashers who just can't wait to dive into the weekend a day earlier than most. Just to accommodate you, there will be the "pay-as-you-go" Nittany Valley Contra/Pre-Lewd Hash.
Hares: Women of Nittany Valley
Where: Start: Quaker Steak & Lube (Map Link)
Theme: Schnitzengiggle
Notes: BRING AN ID (all bars in State College card, go figure in a college town)! Also bring a good thirst, a sense of humor and a few extra bucks for emergency cab fare or an emergency BEER check in one of State College's 20+ bars and clubs.
11:00 PM

Pre-Lewd Hash After Party
Where: On-After at Tinsel's, 265 Marysville Lane, State College
D'erections: From State College, follow North Atherton (BUS 322) to 322 towards Port Matilda, Take the Grays Woods exit. Make a Left on Scotia rd. Stay on the black top until you come to a stop sign. Make a right on to Marysville. Park and cum to the last house on the left. Map Link


Nittany Valley H3 1000th "Hashfest" Weekend
August 3-5, 2007


FRIDAY

2:00 PM

Sons Campground Open, Kegs Tapped, Hot-Tub Filling
4:00 PM

Registration Opens
6:00 PM

Nittany Valley H3 999.5 Hash
Theme: TBD
Hares: The P.U.S.S.Y.'s of Nittany Valley
7:30 PM
 Dinner
8:30 PM
 Ceremonies
10:00 PM
 Live Entertainment: Tour's Band


SATURDAY

8:00 AM

HOT Breakfast!!
9:00 AM

Sleep/Swim
10:30 AM
 Short Bus (NitWit Fatboys)
12:00 PM

Lunch
12:30 PM
 Nittany Valley 1000th Run (2 Trails)
Theme: Hashfest - bring your lederhosen!
Hares: The Ex-Tyrants of Nittany Valley
6:00 PM
 Dinner - A smorgasbord of fine German food (Bratwurst, kraut, etc.)
8:00 PM
 Ceremonies and Skits
10:30 PM

Topless DJ: Betty Boobs
Dance Party USA
Karaoke
11:59 PM
 Nittany Valley Midnight Hash
Theme: Midnight Nekkid Run
Hares:TBA

 

SUNDAY

8:00 AM

HOT "Undies" Breakfast!!, Hosted by the Nit-Wit VALLEY Girls
10:30 AM

Nittany Valley 1000.5 Hash
Theme: Last Man Standing Camp Crawl
Hares: F.B.A.C. of Nittany Valley
1:00 PM

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!